I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
I GO FAST.
ALL THE TIME
Anything I imagine will fabricate into reality and play out the stories in my head.
I’m both more than ok and terrified with this.
I can communicate with flowers, and I have the ability to spin chairs mentally.
I command a leigion of gelatinous blobs.
Considering my name means Envy in Dutch I like to think I can shapeshift? Sounds like a way better power than being envious all the time, because that sucks.
I can fuck anything and survive in space
I can exterminate snog boxes and kill kissing people inside them
I’m a supervillain
I can turn into a bird and you know… wander around a bit
Ummmmm someone have an idea of what i can do? ._.
I guess I have rainbow frost powers. “See the rainbow, slip on the rainbow”
I’m the guardian of the mystical force of screwing up, patron saint of most politicians, the Washington Generals, and those people who can’t do anything right in infomercials.
by the power of the derp, I shall punish you!
it’s hard 2 be sad about ur body when you think of it as a landscape. you don’t criticise a mountain for being too big, or a valley for being too winding, and no one ever complains about the vastness of the sea. u are part of the earth and u are so beautiful friends.