knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
madness is using blood instead of ketchup
me: *plays exo-m*
them: “this sounds weird play the other version”
ok I’m reaaaaaaally sleep deprived and was getting hungry, so I walked around the house pantless to the fridg’, and took the salad and RIPED ITS HEART TO EAT IT RAW
Do you see my problem here?
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.